Home News world cup news vuvuzelas will deafen us all

World Cup News: Vuvuzelas Will Deafen Us All!

Author image



We sometimes use affiliate links in our content, when clicking on those we might receive a commission – at no extra cost to you. By using this website you agree to our terms and conditions and privacy policy.

5 min read

Join our Telegram channel to stay up to date on the latest in marketing

Not long to go now.

I don’t know about you, but with the World Cup is now within spitting distance I can barely contain myself. In fact I think I might have to invest in some adult daipers just to be on the safe side.

2 days: 11 hours: 56 mins and counting.

Here’s the best of today’s South Africa 2010-related gubbins…

(If you would like to subscribe to this column  – and others like it on Soccerlens – then please feel free to follow this link.)

Brazil do the business…

Tournament favourites Brazil completed a routine rout of Tanzania last night in their final pre-World Cup warm-up game.

A brace of braces from Manchester City’s wayward winger Robinho and Benfica midfielder Ramires coupled with a strike from returning Real Madrid star Kaka (his first international goal in almost a year) were enough to steer the Selecao to a convincing victory.

Tanzania managed to nab a memorable consolation goal late on, when Jabir Aziz headed home a corner in the 87th minute.

Despite playing the full 90 minutes, Kaka confirmed after the game that he still has some way to go before he regains full fitness;

“I feel good but I still need to let myself go a little. There is still something missing but we have a week to go before the opener and we will work to get better.”

You can read a full match report here.

Brazil striker Luis Fabiano was lucky to escape serious injury mere moments before the game was due to begin, when a young mascot narrowly missed the mark with an well-timed uppercut…

Going platinum…


In further warm-up-game-related news, England saw off South African league also-rans Platinum Stars to record a 3-0 win in the baking Bafokeng heat.

Goals from Jermaine Defoe, Joe Cole (who, perhaps tellingly, played the full game) and Wayne Rooney sealed a fairly uneventful victory for Fabio Capello‘s men, who all managed to get through the game unscathed.

You can watch the FA’s official highlights here


Whilst Gareth Barry came through his first England training session without any problems this morning, James Milner sat out after falling foul of a ‘slight temperature’.

Poor lamb!

All Emile’s weight? It’s a wonder he’s still alive…

England’s former World Cup captain Rio Ferdinand saw his dreams of leading his nation to glory in South Africa when Emile Heskey sat on his leg during training last Friday.

Speaking about the incident today, the defender absolved ‘The Heskalump’ of any blame over the injury;

“It was a complete freak, an accident. The ball came in from one of the lads to Emile, I’d gone to try and tackle him from behind – he didn’t actually see me coming – we both went off balance and Emile’s weight went down on my knee.

It’s no fault of his at all. It’s just a freak accident that could happen at any given time and it had no connection to any previous injuries I’ve had.”

The defender also confirmed that he will be flying home following England’s first game against the USA on Saturday, meaning that he’ll have to watch the Three Lions’ second and third group ties on television;

“It’s always difficult to watch a game that you feel like you could be involved in. I’ll be looking to come out again later in the tournament if the rehab allows me to do that.”

Flash git…


Cameroon striker Samuel Eto’o has splashed the cash (approx. £900,000 to be fairly unprecise) and bought each member of the Indomitable Lions World Cup squad, including the backroom staff, a personalised £29,000 watch as a reward for qualifying for this summer’ tourament.

When asked about his generous outlay, the Inter man shrugged of the lavish gifts saying;

“It’s a small present I’m giving to the national team compared to the joy they gave to our people.”

Only Samuel Eto’o could make such an obviously altruistic gesture still seem so self-serving.

Quote of the day…

“We will refresh people’s memories in a week or so. We will dive into retrospect so we can believe in ourselves.”

Italy ‘keeper Gigi Buffon seems to believe that going backwards is the only way forwards for the Azzurri.



Experts have warned that the vuvuzela (if you don’t know what a vuvuzela is, you bloody well will do by this time next week!) could leave World Cup spectators with permanently damaged hearing, after tests showed that the South African trumpet is actually louder (127 decibels!) than a chainsaw. (Off The Post)

And in other news…

Wayne Rooney has yet again had to be warned about his behaviour after directing a foul-mouthed tirade at the referee during England’s friendly (yep, friendly) against the Platinum Stars yesterday. (Sky Sports)

Slovenia and Liverpool defender Martin Skrtel hopes to be fit in time for his country’s opening World Cup game against New Zealand in exactly a week’s time. (Sporting Life)

Soccerlens Fantasy Football

Hey you! Yeah you! Fancy winning yourself £1600?

Why not give the Soccerlens World Cup Fantasy Football Challenge a try then? You’d be a fool not to!

The 2010 World Cup on Soccerlens

There will be comprehensive coverage of the World Cup on Soccerlens over the coming months.

With the dedicated World Cup section (choke full of info, including fixtures and stats – and even links to buy replica shirts) on SL, there really is no need to go anywhere else for your World Cup needs this summer!

You can even follow us on Twitter if you’re that way inclined.

Join our Telegram channel to stay up to date on the latest in marketing