Six of the best quotes of the week from dangerhere.com:
1. According to Bill Leslie, JT and Wayne Bridge mightn’t be the only pals to share and share alike:
“Scott Parker and Mark Noble are suffering from the same groin strain.”
2. Paul Merson has found life much less stressful since he packs a whole week’s worry into one evening:
“If I was Sol Campbell, I’d be having sleepless nights tonight.”
3. Of all the feet at his disposal, Iain Dowie can’t believe Louis Saha chose that one:
“He gets the ball on his worst right foot.”
4. Curtis Fleming likes what he sees:
“It’s a great sight sometimes when Jenas opens his legs like that.”
5. Geoff Shreeves and his tactical nous:
“You blew Arsenal away, was that the instruction from the manager?”
6. Alan Shearer articulates the ambitions of Manchester City’s owners:
“They want success yesterday now.”
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