It’s been a hit-and-miss feature so far, so we’re asking you to put the dynamic duo out of their misery and come up with some genuinely funny offerings.
You’ve already been propping up the show with some suggestions but we desperately need more or Clarkey & Spraggy will inflict more of their own on an unsuspecting world. And no-one wants that.
Here’s what they’ve been able to muster between them so far…
Joleon Lescott – Scarface
Arsene Wenger – How To lose Friends & Alienate People
Stan Collymore – Rear Window
Aaron Lennon – Catch Me If You Can
Malcolm Glazer and Tom Hicks – America Gangster(s)
Edwin van der Sar – Blame It On Rio
Tony Pulis & James Beattie – The Break-Up
Craig Bellamy – Fight Club
Andy Reid – Run Fat Boy Run
Jonathan Woodgate – The Man Who Knew Too Little
Didier Drogba – Vertigo(Ferdinand)
Michael Owen – The Comeback Kid
Alan Hutton – [Mini-Me in] Austin Powers
Brad Friedel – American Beauty
If you think you can do better (and let’s face it, the bar hasn’t been set that high), email your gems to firstname.lastname@example.org and Clarkey & Spraggy will feature them on next week’s show.