WARNING! Playing football with women can make you horny…

Do you get turned on by the thought of playing football against women? Of tackling them, scoring against them, being caught offside? Well, do you?

Muslim imams seem to think so – and if you’re Muslim, you’re a fuckin’ pervert for thinking like that. Of course, if you’re a Christian, you’re either a very good liar and a bastard, or you’re not straight.

The long and short of it – Muslim and Christian religious leaders (imams and priests from both sides) were having a bash in Olso trying to foster a culture of understanding and cooperation.

Some idiot thought it would be fun to play football – you know, that joker who fancies a diving Ronaldo or maybe after-goal celebrations and thought it would a chance for the Europeans to kick the Arabs’ butts again.

To make it more interesting, the women priests (no where near as hot as those found in your Amazon-class fantasies) were supposed to take part as well.

The imams refused to play football with women citing religious concerns, and in the process made a profound observation:

“Some say that bodily contact is the problem. It leads to special feelings that can lead to something forbidden.”

Translated into English, that means:

“Playing against women makes us horny, why should we give the home side any advantages?”

Personally I think this is a cop-out. The imams should have rounded up all female Muslims in Oslo and invited them onboard for a game of footy. They should have rounded up several young boys (Muslim, of course) and played them as well.

Imagine that – old men and old women against young boys and young women. It’s wrong on so many different levels, even before you bring religion in it.

Round #610984 to the Christians. Oh well…

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