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Rob Parker

Rob is a journalist and blogger currently based in Madrid. He is the former deputy editor of Who Ate All The Pies and is now the editor of his own football blog, Off The Post.

Funny Football Player Names

Click here to see our best fantasy football team names list. The summer of 1996. Football had come home, optimism was high. Terry Venables and...

Funny Football Club Names

Click here to see our best fantasy football team names list. Most of us would swear we were watching 11 Wankas wandering around the park...

Alan Shearer is the worst man for the Newcastle job

Update: Yesterday Alan Shearer reiterated his desire to get into management as Bobby Robson endorsed his case for the soon-to-be-vacant Newcastle post. The following...

How long do you let Juande ‘Two Points’ Ramos keep going about his business?

I hold no malice against Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. Many of you do, but I do not. As a football blogger, I love Spurs...

10 of Harry Redknapp’s finest moments

Portsmouth boss Harry Redknapp this weekend celebrates 25 years in football management. Redknapp was 36 years old when he took over from Don Megson...

Who will be bottom of the table by Sunday evening?

There are occasional times throughout the season when you cannot help but wish that you had the foresight to predict these unlikely situations which...

Liverpool’s Ryan Babel tries his hand at rapping

It is funny how a three-minute YouTube video can make you completely lose respect for someone you once admired as a talented footballer. This...

Wayne Rooney rediscovers his best form for England

Five goals in three games have announced Wayne Rooney's return to international prominence. His performance against Belarus last night, and the build-up to it...

Argentinian club president threatens to kill his players

Rosario Central president Horacio Usandizaga is not likely to win any Boss of the Year awards after he was secretly filmed making a speech...

Grimbsy sack Martin Butler over commute

Grimsby striker Martin Butler has had his contract terminated because new boss Mike Newell was unimpressed with his travel arrangements. The 34-year-old made a...

10 Belarus claims to fame

Ahead of tonight's clash with England, we give you the lowdown on all things Belarus. 1. Alexander Hleb The former Arsenal man was a Gunners favourite...

Ruud Gullit uncovers MLS conspiracy

Ex-LA Galaxy coach Ruud Gullit has revealed that the evil geniuses behind Major League Soccer are deliberately keeping a lid on soccerball to avoid...