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The Day The U.S. Got Through

Where were you when Landon Donovan rolled in the goal of his life? Screaming into a pillow? Chest bumping your buddies? Sobbing like an infant?...

Zidane: “US is stronger than England right now”

Wouldn't want to deprive you of this beauty, would we? "Algeria was really weak in the first game against Slovenia and it is a shame...

How Koman Coulibaly made 300 million enemies in 15 seconds

Well, if you watched the train wreck this morning, you'll know why. The gaping maw of Coulibaly's face is the last thing Jozy Altidore wanted...

England v USA – Overconfidence and Rooney to bring Yanks down?

England take on USA in their World Cup 2010 opening game at Rustenberg. Will the USA be able to repeat their plucky 1950 1-0 win or will this be more 2008, when England (unconvincingly) beat the Americans 2-0?

The sticky conundrum of America’s second striker

It's interesting that the U.S. men's team should be in this curious situation on the eve of this great stage next weekend. Striker, at one...

The Yanks touch down in SA; Australia tune-up awaits

So, the boys are now at altitude. JSpector says the early arrival helps alleviate the burning in your lungs, which crops up immediately and...

U.S. Soccer finalizes 23-man roster: Brian Ching says goodbye, Gomez cries

So we now know the 23 Bob Bradley will take to South Africa. They are: Goalkeepers: Brad Guzan (Aston Villa, England), Marcus Hahnemann (Wolverhampton, England),...

U.S. Soccer Report: Notes from the Nats’ first week of practice

So the Yanks reported on Monday, practiced for the first time together Wednesday, and Landon decided to go all Oprah on us. Interesting week....

Thierry Henry to star in ‘Coming to America’

First off, welcome to this space, hopefully to become your one-stop-shop for USMNT analysis along with the rest of the world of U.S. soccer....