Cristiano Ronaldo, Nani and Anderson with Hookers (interview)

This article may not be suitable for young children – not that the picture will stop kids from reading this one…

Update: Full interview with the girls, plus a 1 min video interview with one of the girls, courtesy of NOTW. Nani was there too, and hey, this is why Nani and Anderson came to Manchester United, right, because of Ronaldo? SAF’s new transfer strategy involves promoting Ronaldo’s parties as a signing-on bonus…


Cristiano Ronaldo has orgy with 5 hookers <-- makes for a nice headline, doesn't it? And when you find out that Anderson was part of the party as well, and that Manchester United were to 'quiz him' over the hookers, this has the makings of a classic tabloid winner. Good work, Sun, for reminding us that sex and money sells, and that the deprived masses are just self-righteous hypocrites. Apparently, Ronny boy had a party at his place with Anderson and a few other friends, at which they had female escorts ‘delivered’ from one of the finest agencies in England. There was booze and skinny-dipping and cavorting too! What is the world coming to?

The highly-paid escorts (the polite term for quality / well-trained whores) traveled from Leeds to Manchester, which tells us two things: One, Rio Ferdinand recommended the agency, and Two, it explains where Leeds spent all their money (You thought it was on extravagant wages? Hooker money, tax deductible too I imagine).

Anyway, why Fergie would bother with this is beyond me – the only thing going wrong here is that someone told the tabloids about it and now it’s given the press reason to throw mud at Cristiano Ronaldo and by association, Manchester United. And before anyone thinks Ronny boy has done wrong, let me assure you that it is not the case – he’s simply living the life most guys would give their left nut for, and he’s living it to the fullest. Good for him, and Manchester United should be able to brush this aside easily.

For more sordid reading, see the Sun article.

I think it’s a shame that people will criticise Manchester United or Ronaldo over it. Admittedly, this is not the sort of bonding that Gilberto Silva, Denilson and Baptista did in their YouTube video, but as bonding goes, it’s an excellent way to make Anderson feel at home and part of the group (sex and booze will do that to you). The upside of this is that when Anderson plays for Manchester United, he’ll play a lot better because he’s comfortable with the team and sexually satisfied.

Comments are welcome, but keep it clean, ok? 🙂