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FC Barcelona is Santa Claus

Oh Santa, you jolly fat bastard. It's difficult to find anyone around Christmas time who hasn't heard the story of Santa, and if you...

Didier Drogba is Frosty The Snowman

I'm sure we're all well aware of the story of Frosty the Snowman. In case you aren't, let's refresh your memory. Originally a song,...

Jermain Defoe is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph, you loveable reindeer, you. No list of Christmas characters would be complete without a mention of Rudolph and it was slightly tricky picking...

Liverpool FC is Tiny Tim

As enticing as it was to make Leo Messi Tiny Tim, it would only have been for their similar heights. According to the great...

Portsmouth To Win The Premier League?

About six weeks ago I did a piece predicting West Ham to win the Premier League based on their league position this year and...

West Ham To Win The Premier League?

As I write this I'm watching Everton lose to Fulham at Craven Cottage and as a Liverpool fan it puts absolute delight in my...

An open letter to Manchester City’s ‘most famous’ fan

Dear Noel Gallagher, I am an avid fan of Oasis. I really like all of your music despite people's claims that all your music sounds...

FC Take on CF in Battle of Toronto and Madrid

The glorious days of preseason football are wrapping up (thank GOD) which means that days and days of meaningless games and cups will no...