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Zan Rathore

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FC Barcelona is Santa Claus

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Oh Santa, you jolly fat bastard. It's difficult to find anyone around Christmas time who hasn't heard the story of Santa, and if you...

Didier Drogba is Frosty The Snowman

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I'm sure we're all well aware of the story of Frosty the Snowman. In case you aren't, let's refresh your memory. Originally a song,...

Jermain Defoe is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

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Rudolph, you loveable reindeer, you. No list of Christmas characters would be complete without a mention of Rudolph and it was slightly tricky picking...

Liverpool FC is Tiny Tim

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As enticing as it was to make Leo Messi Tiny Tim, it would only have been for their similar heights. According to the great...

Portsmouth To Win The Premier League?

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About six weeks ago I did a piece predicting West Ham to win the Premier League based on their league position this year and...

West Ham To Win The Premier League?

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As I write this I'm watching Everton lose to Fulham at Craven Cottage and as a Liverpool fan it puts absolute delight in my...

An open letter to Manchester City’s ‘most famous’ fan

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Dear Noel Gallagher, I am an avid fan of Oasis. I really like all of your music despite people's claims that all your music sounds...

FC Take on CF in Battle of Toronto and Madrid

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The glorious days of preseason football are wrapping up (thank GOD) which means that days and days of meaningless games and cups will no...