Home Authors Posts by David Green

David Green

13 POSTS 3 COMMENTS
A facetious cynic, The Armchair Fan gets pissed off with the relentless peculiarity of the modern world of football, and has childishly decided to exaggerate it with his irrelevent ramblings. He enjoys cheap jokes about headlines, words which sound a bit rude, and criticising clubs' stupidity.

Manchester United’s ref issue, Tottenham’s real problem and Barton’s Newcastle disgrace

1
Many people admire Alex Ferguson. He is undoubtedly one of the best managers ever to have been involved in the game, and his record...

Didier the sleeping assassin

2
The world of football never ceases to provide gems of amusement to keep us all smiling. Footballers are not known for their intelligence, but Didier...

The truth about England

2
The England team is a strange animal. They are some of the best-paid professionals in a game pretty much every bloke in this part...

Common sense anyone?

2
The F.A. have announced that lucky punters will be able to buy common sense by the bag from their headquarters as of this Saturday,...

Who would own a football club?

1
It's a strange job owning a football club. You are expected to invest millions of pounds (or roubles, or dollars or Emirati dirham) into something...

Bjorgoful Gudmundsson reveals true West Ham saga…

5
Dear Deidre, My name is Bjorgolfur Gudmundsson. That's bad enough - it takes me fifteen minutes to sign a cheque. I am chairman of West Ham...

Chelsea ‘fans’ defect to Man City

38
The Premiership woke up this morning to a lot of excitement. Everton fans were celebrating breaking their transfer record, West Ham fans were incredulous that...

Liverpool appoint Mrs Redknapp as assistant manager

0
'Onest 'Arry Redknapp appears to be feeling the pinch of the credit crunch. Obviously Lord Stevens' enquiry into bung-taking in football found no evidence...

How the Dutch sabotaged England’s Euro dreams

8
An astonishing leaked interview with former England boss Steve "Umbrella" McClaren has made it clear to British football authorities that the man they entrusted...

English Double Standards: Clattenburg v Shinawatra

2
The English Premier League has never been known for a lack of discipline, even when Robbie Savage was in it. While discussions rage about...

Chelsea and Spurs sign Arshavin, Arsenal and United get Huntelaar, Liverpool get Barry and...

25
A run down of the summer silly season can leave newspaper readers in no doubt: there have been a lot of big-money transfers already....

Pavlyuchenko a boyhood Spurs fan and how Fabregas never played for Barcelona

17
After a week in which Robbie Keane declared his undying love for Liverpool, David Bentley announced Tottenham Hotspur had 'always had a piece of...