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Gerry McDonnell

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Gerry McDonnell was born in 1973; a result of a drunken liaison between the world's foremost football odds compiler and a super-model. Gerry now compiles odds professionally, and is the leading football expert in the world.

FA Cup 4th Round Preview: Tottenham to beat Manchester United, Arsenal to beat Newcastle...

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Statistics are normally my trusted ally, but even close friends can occasionally fall out. Research claims to prove that men are over 50% more...

Premier League Predictions: Arsenal, Manchester United, Tottenham, Liverpool, Chelsea, Newcastle United and Everton to...

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My heart goes out to the clinically depressed and the morbidly obese, but I have a genuine illness; I suffer from sleep deprivation. I...

Rise of the Foot Long Soldier

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When it comes to a worthy cause, I live to give. I was so moved by Pele's appeal to help men with erectile dysfunction...

FA Cup 3rd Round Predictions

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FA Cup 3rd Round Preview (07/08), with Gerry McDonnell - Let's all do the Bart Man Ignorance is not necessarily bliss. I've recently discovered that...

Obi Wan: 1, Hand Solo: 0

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The wife and I are similar in many ways, but we disagree on the most prudent way to discipline children. Betty is from the...

Charity, Empathy and Chas to Tea

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I remain a slave to tradition. Every year, I make a complete fool of myself at the office Christmas party, and this year was...

Weekend Preview: Bow Down To Happy Gilmore

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I'm all for good-natured banter at a football match, but supporters are beginning to overstep the line. Harry Redknapp commands respect from all the...

Third Ruck from the Son

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A great book does not necessarily make a great movie. Catch 22 is probably the seminal piece of literature of the twentieth century (if...

Short and fat, with a Terry on the top

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Sigmund Freud was nothing but a hairy quack. My cantankerous nature is not the result of a repressed Oedipus complex; I only feel hostility...

It’s Wayne in Cats and Dogs

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I've never really seen the point in children. I can appreciate their usefulness when they're big enough to nip down to the off-license, but...

On the third day…Heroes again

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The wife is easily influenced by the mainstream media. Ever since the BBC first aired 'Heroes', she believes she has supernatural abilities. I've tried...

Weekend Preview: The Wright To Remain Silent

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Advertisements rarely reflect real life. Take the long-running ad where an irritating couple attempt to arrange a £25,000 loan. When the bint turns to her...