It probably had not escaped your attention that 22-year-old Wayne Rooney was fast-developing the hairline of a man twice his age. Rather than spend his life picking the latest clump of ginger hair from his pillow, the England striker has decided to speed his balding process up.
The Manchester United man has had the clippers all over for his new skin head. We would like to see him take a razor to those last couple of millimetres of hair for a polished all over look. It will be interesting to see the bounce of the floodlights of his head tomorrow.