Matt Damon – watched Arsenal batter Chelsea, thinks Tottenham sucks, and he’s sleeping with your girlfriend

Usually when a celebrity is associated with football we rush to find semi-naked photos of them and post them on our football babes section. To be honest, it’s a fun gig. But it’s not always that simple. Sometimes it’s not a hot babe pretending to like the football club the guy she’s sleeping with plays for or likes. Sometimes it’s just a guy watching a football game.

You know, like Matt Damon on Sunday when he showed up at Stamford Bridge to watch Arsenal batter Chelsea (at least that’s how Wenger saw it).

We can’t really post naked pictures of Matt Damon – I mean, I love the guy, but not that way. I doubt most of our readers love him that way either.

So here’s what we did. We dug up the funniest thing we could remember about Matt Damon, and courtesy of Studs Up we also found out that he hates Tottenham (which doesn’t help his Chelsea fandom, but hey, if you’re not a Spurs fan, that should count for something).

So here you go:

Matt Damon watches Chelsea, hates Tottenham
Matt Damon watches Chelsea, hates Tottenham

and…

Matt Damon at a football charity event
Matt Damon at a football charity event

and…

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